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what I heard in the bicycle shop when the dude was repairing my fixie tube..
- Uncle in Orange Shirt: Don't you wanna tell me something?
- Malay Dude: Oh. You mean the race?
- Uncle in Orange Shirt: Yeah, I think so.
- Malay Dude: I let out a little fart when I was racing and the person behind me was like "Oh c'mon bro, not like this!~"
- Uncle in Orange Shirt: Well luckily it wasn't too strong to knock him out to fall down.
- Both of them started laughing, so I joined in.
I love to take her to 313@Somerset so she can buy her stuffs from Forever21, she knows that I like her, but im still like a boy escort. And she’s so awesome, just can’t wait to meet her again. So i can take her somewhere else(: